In lieu of a match report and with another match falling victim to the wet weather, I thought I’d conjure up a Wolves all-time ‘water themed football XI.’
1. Malcolm FINlayson
2. Floyd STREETE’s flooded
3. Dennis WETcott
4. Ron FLOWERS won’t need watering
5. Alun Good ‘EVANS
6. Willie CARR won’t start
7. Hugh McIlMORE rain
8. Sylvan RIVER-Banks Blake
9. Andy MUTCH too wet
10. Ted ANGRY Farmer
11. WELLIE Olofinjana
Subs:
12. Andy GREY skies
13. Colin CAMERON’S just turned up
14. Ethan RIVER BANKS Landell
Manager
MAJOR JET STREAM Buckley
Thanking you
Håvard OverFlo?
He’s got no hair but we don’t care – Alex Rain
Seriously that took nearly half an hour. I need a sit down
Kenny Waterproof Jackett?
… I’ll show myself out
Posh what a finish we haven’t play but I feel like we,be won this should give the lads a boost for Tuesday I’ve booked the 29/03/14 of I’m off to Milton Keynes I’m looking forward to it, never thought I’d look forwards to going to Milton Keynes
David Burnside and Terry Springthorpe would be in danger but would Danny Batth get wet?
If so they could stand next to Colin Brazier and Graham Stack to dry out.
How not to spend a Saturday evening without football ! Apologies!
By the way, how apt that Tommy Rowe sunk the Orient!
Tsunami Ketsbia?
Steve Frog-gat!?
John mc Hail-Hale
RAIN Hennessey.
NOAH Dicko.
Emanuel FrimPOND.
Peter DAMniels.
Danny BATH.
John BarmWELL.
Jamie ItsnottheSAHARA.
Keith Phsyco DOWNPOUR.
Alan where’s the SUNderland.
Chris Cagoula.
Bjorn Can’t see the SUN.
Kenny HibbWET.
Sam Rivers.
Whathouse.co.uk.
GREYham Turner.
Glen PADDLE.
SAIL SolSODDEN.
Willie Car it stop.
Derek CATS’n’DOGS’n.
I’ll get my coat…..or RAIN jackett.
David Wagstap
Derek Douchegan
Jim MacWellyog
Rob Hindmarsh
Gonna get you for this Ben! Even Take Me Out is a better way of spending a Sat evening!
“Get thee gone, thy vile precipitous thoughts” (Shakespeare after reading this blog).
Whatever the starting XI in our next game, some nice DRIBBLING and the BRIDGE between midfield and striker should see the FLOODGATES open with WAVE after WAVE of attack in our next game.
Looks like the a##### are feeling WELL beaten too, to the extent a DROP is FORECAST, enemy though they did okay against LiverPOOL, I would suggest their defence does not need a change… At 1st I thought a sweeper… but a MOP would be a better tool for a defense that is far from WATER tight considering this is the ground that is the highest above SEA level. I bet Keith DROWNING is glad to have jumped SHIP in time for Pepe to take the Titanic for a run out… Need more SUBS!
Okay I’m done… I know… Time to get my LIFE JACKET!
A few words dropped in that I did not type… Got to love Apples corrective text! Not even going to try and amend!
Just to add… next season could be great if we were to pass A##### like SHIPS in the night… As Kenny has FATHOMed a way to showcase our new attacking, passing, winning style, a##### could SINK and drop as many LEAGUES as a novel by Jules Verne!
Please, please tell me stop… I’m starting to wish I’d never started writing this! I blame this DAM Glenmorangie… It should be under LOCH and key!
After watching his brilliant goal for Burton yesterday, I have another…Zeli FISHmail
WBA must have that SINKing feeling, only lacking a wolves win apart yesterday was a wonderful days sport. The baggies now in the bottom three, and England stuffing the jocks in the rugby, and Griffiths off the bench to miss a good chance for Celtic as well.
Happy days indeed !!
I think you lot need to get out more, you are going stir crazy!!
Lovely to see Orient stuffed, and Crystal Palace send the shit into the bottom three.
There is a major problem with American TV, in that every two years, coincidentally when Olympics are on somewhere in the world, there are only US athletes competing.
Are there two sets of games, being played in parallel?
It pisses me off royally that the arrogant pricks who make such decisions seem to think that there are no other viewers other than American, and that no one wants to see the winners, whatever the nationality or the sport.
When I am watching the best competitions in the world, I want to see the best competitors, not just the American also rans.
I was incensed and upset and ready to smash the tv last night watching the snowboarding, when the spawny commentator told us that the US guy had come second in the semi finals, and they then showed the full results, and a Brit was first!!
Not a mention!
I am now rooting for every American to fall over, spill, trip, or break something!!
Bit like watching the shit, really!
Rant over, off to Houston Lobo’s baby shower, the bugger has the newest Wolves fan due in two months!!
FOwb
George Showe(ll)rs has got to get a starting plaice.
Roy Swimbourne.
Scored two against the mighty Honved before injury cut a promising career short.
The old man said he was “the best” centre forward he had ever seen.
Munro row the boat gently down the Breen.
It’s raining Muscats and Doogs.
Thought I’d put my Eastoe in the water.
Apologies, but my medication’s been flushed down the Waterloo Road…..
LO sunk by the custodians of Sir Jacks SS Great Britain. (Now that’s a hell of water theme to keep us going through till Saturday). 3 PoINTS on Saturday will give us the psychological edge no matter what LO or Brentford do now.
Goal difference down to just 1 too… so a good scoreline should see us moving in the right direction just in case it becomes an important factor at the end of the season.
Now we just need the blades to show that cutting edge… (A draw would be a cracking result) and this could be a very productive week by doing fuck all!