As the comments on Ben’s minutes gradually slide downhill from witty pertinence – mine of course lol – through slight irrelevance, to downright ridiculous – I’ll leave you to decide whose contributions fit the last two descriptions – the shouts have got louder.
This last thread has celebrated its month long vigil on the Wolves Blog and seen:- us out of Europe, my pond officially opened by the Twixfixes, a fat tart headlining Glastonbury (not Mr Moxey), nice Mr Cameron resigning, Little Jimmy Krankie threatening another referendum, half the shadow cabinet throwing their toys out of the pram and Jeremy Corbyn… well… doing absolutely bugger all as always.
We desperately need ‘Something Wolves’ to talk about and pick apart.
The trouble is, pretty much the same as with most close seasons or transfer windows, there’s NOTHING happening.
We’re linked with this player and have shown interest in that player and we’re having trouble getting a work permit for the other. We’re being bought by this multi gazillionaire and that ex rock star is interested in having his two pennyworth.
Give us a break!!
Or rather don’t give us a break, give us something to talk about, something to look forward to, something to give us hope that next season isn’t going to be a Groundhog Day of this last one.
I was on the blower to Scooped the other evening, and I said to him that we needed a new blog and he replied that Thomas and Ben were up to their necks in work and until there’s some concrete news about the Club they can’t afford the time to come up with an idea for one just for the sake of it.
I understand where they are coming from.
He also said “You want a new blog, why not write one yourself?”. That’s not an exact quote, I’ve left out a few expletives.
So I had a think and tried to come up with a few ideas.
How about picking eleven ex Wolves players who are representing their countries in the Euros and seeing if they would beat the present team?
I started off with Hennessy, Vokes, Ward, Edwards, Keane, then then I thought “Well, Edwards is already part of our team, how can he play against himself?” Then I got bored and wandered off to look at my lovely pond.
Then I thought of what’s the worst form of torture we could all come up with for certain portly CEOs.
But I guess it’s obvious. Having to watch the Wolves next season if we don’t get some new players.
In the end, I knocked it on the head.
But I think Scooped was right.
It’s not easy coming up with ideas for new blogs.
If you lot want a new thread, one of you come up with an idea!