He’s here, he’s there, he’s every f**king where…
…No, not Andy Keogh, but me, which is precisely why I can’t make the Hull City game at the Molineux on Saturday August 29.
Unfortunately, while you lot are basking in the warm glow at the Golden Palace, I will be in a far flung part of Ireland, seeing my beloved mother-in-law. So instead of my seat in the Billy Wright Upper going empty, I would like to offer it up to a fellow Wolves Blog follower to win for the afternoon.
To stand a chance of winning this coveted prize, simply email me your name, and contact details, to firstname.lastname@example.org with the answer to the following question:
How many goals did Steve Bull score in his Wolves career?
A winner will be picked at random, and I’ll make sure my old man meets you under the Billy Wright statue at 2.30pm to pick up the ticket and sit with him. I’ll arrange all that side of things.
Actually, I am starting to pity the poor fool who wins this.
Closing date is Wednesday August 26, and the terms and conditions are:
· Not allowed to sing ‘hi ho Wolverhampton’ too loud. Remember, you’re in the Billy Quiet.
· Hit the bloke in front with the walkman when he turns round and says: “Albion are 1 up” as they probably won’t be playing on the same day.
· Abuse Phil Brown.
· Oh, and spare me a thought for me as I sit in some Enniskillen bar, drinking myself sensible.
Up the Wolves!