Middle of nowhere

Oh dear.

It’s so long to Frimpong then as the impressive Arsenal loanee limps back to London with a ruptured anterior cruciate ligament.

First of all, let me say that’s a great shame because he was talented and a definite improvement on the central midfielders we have at the club.

Furthermore, it was undeniably a good piece of business on Mick’s part to bring the youngster here in the first place and his premature exit is certainly nobody’s fault.

Don't worry, it's over now

That said, it does leave us in a bit of a pickle.

The immediate question that sprung to my mind was: can we get Guedioura back from Forrest?

But then of course the answer to that is ‘no’ as he wasn’t named in our squad list that was submitted to the Premier League last week.

A squad list that contained only 24 senior players, 1 short of the maximum number allowed.

I would like to know (if the E&S can be bothered with some actual journalism) if Guedioura could have been named – despite being loaned out – in order to cover a situation such as this?

Either way though, the Algerian shouldn’t have been allowed to leave in the first place.

If we can name 25 players, we should name 25. Surely?

Only then can we give ourselves the absolute best chance of survival as the manager has the maximum number of senior pros to choose from.

That’s common sense isn’t it?

And Guedioura, for all his shortcomings and inconsistency that I fully accept, has without doubt proven he can effect a game of Premier League football.

I look back to the end of last season and even though he was patchy at best, he made the goal in the home draw against Fulham and was central to our 3-1 win over Albion.

So like him or loathe him, if you’re telling me he couldn’t at the very least have made an impact from the bench as we clamber for survival, I’d like to hear your justification.

Here’s another question: Why did we buy Jonnson?

The line we were fed by Jez Moxey is that ‘he’s one for the future’.

Excuse me?

One for the future?

We need players who can be good immediately and save us from impending doom, not in a year’s time when we’re scrapping for a play-off place in the Championship.

I could stomach the nonsense though if the player in question had any qualities that made me believe he will aid our cause.

Yet the only argument I seem to hear in his favour is ‘he’s neat and tidy and does the simple things’.

We’ve got plenty of those already thanks, including David Davies, a player who has also proved his worth in Scotland and wouldn’t have cost us a penny.

Maybe we’ll make do against the Albion on Sunday and maybe Henry will return wiser, O’Hara will get fitter and the likes of Edwards and Milijas will prove their worth.

But it won’t change the fact that these decisions are inexplicable.

I just hope we don’t live to rue them.

QPR 1 Wolves 2

Money doesn’t always buy happiness.

Just ask Mark Hughes.

On a day that his club’s open cheque book was supposed to see their stock rising, it was Wolves who cashed in to get out of the red.

Stupidity, in all its glory

In fact, the victory owed much to the implosion of their marquee investment, Djibril Cisse taking Johnson by the neck before hopping into an early bath.

It was a definite sending off – no arguments please.

As Karl Henry will testify, raising hands (or studs) off the ball simply isn’t tolerated.

Just don’t do it.

A man up but a goal down, the pressure was thrust onto Wolves and Mick McCarthy to grab hold of the lifejacket that was so charitably slung overboard.

Sink or swim.

Thankfully, they just about made it to the shore.

Kevin Doyle turned the tide, feeding Matt Jarvis for the equaliser before slotting home the winner in composed style.

He needed that.

Mick too should bank credit for swift action on a day his head threatened to roll. Removing Stearman and slotting Foley into the back four was certainly a wise move to make.

That said I wasn’t overly enamoured with his initial team selection. We were setup to defend from the off and with no Kightly or Hammill in the squad, I feared the consequences of conceding an early goal.

So when Zamora slotted home a well worked opener that saw the wall come crumbling down, things seemed decidedly bleak.

There’s no doubting players and manager needed the break that Cisse’s handbags provided. Without that moment of madness, I don’t believe for a second we would have won.

Not that we should care.

Restricted view (courtesy of Putney Wolf)

Self-destruction has been Wolves’ forte this season so if the stupidity of the opposition is the stroke of luck we need to get our heads above water, so be it.

Speaking of new signings, Sebastian Bassong was correctly given his debut and although Zamora outmuscled him to toe poke them into the lead, I thought the on-loan Spurs man acquitted himself well.

I’m a bigger fan of Berra than most but the pace off the ball and composure on it that Bassong brought to the back four were notable.

Still, his selection couldn’t prevent a late onslaught as Adel Taarabt threatened to cruelly snatch the game away from us.

Credit Wayne Hennessey for a wonderful fingertip save to keep the Moroccan at bay. If he might have done better for the goal, that more than made amends.

It was a result that made amends.

It also proved however bankrupt our prospects may seem, it would be premature to foreclose on this season just yet.

You might just pay the price.

QPR Vs Wolves Preview

It’s mighty difficult to conclude which of our recent back-to-back home defeats was the more disheartening.

Villa, because Wolves promised so much but ultimately delivered nothing?

Or Liverpool, because the second half capitulation bore the unmistakable trademark of a team heading for the drop?

Handbags

Either way, the combination of the two – coupled with the fact we haven’t won a league match since the start of December – means we head to Loftus Road desperate for 3 points.

Given the contrasting atmosphere surrounding the clubs of late, it’s perhaps difficult to comprehend that a Wolves victory would actually draw them level with QPR.

But it would.

And while there’s no doubting that their change of manager and January spending has given them a timely boost, it would certainly be foolish to discount them from the relegation dust-up just yet.

We need only look back to West Ham this time last year to learn that splashing the cash at the bottom doesn’t necessarily guarantee an escape. For Cisse read Ba, for Zamora read Keane, for Onouha read Bridge.

As I say, no guarantees.

The Team

Wolves have their own new signing to boast tomorrow and I sincerely hope Sebastian Bassong is thrown straight in. Our chronic lack of pace and athleticism at the back was once again ruthlessly exposed by Bellamy on Tuesday night. We just can’t keep a clean sheet and something has to change.

I maintain that 451 remains the way forward and this is the team I would send out.

Hennessey, Foley, Johnson, Bassong, Ward, O'Hara, Frimpong, Edwards, Jarvis, Kightly, Fletcher

Berra is the defender to miss out, simply because his consistency has slipped in recent weeks whereas Johnson has improved of late (prior to Tuesday of course). Also, Bassong is left-sided so you get the correct balance.

I believe O’Hara is somewhere close to fit so he must start. With Henry suspended, Jonnson not good enough and Milijas too hit and miss, I think Mick has to throw Jamie straight back in. If he has to come off after an hour, so be it. I’d rather that, than throwing him on for the last 20 minutes when we’re losing.

Hammill must be on the bench at the very least. If Mick thinks swapping Kightly for an under-performing Hunt is a good idea when we’re chasing a game, then I’m sorry but we’re already doomed. We need impact players who can make something happen.

In that respect, I’m completely despondent that we sent Guedioura to Forrest, particularly when Mick only submitted a 24-man squad to the Premier League. Figure that one out!

Prediction League

17 people correctly predicted we’d get stuffed by Liverpool.

Only 2 of those went Hollywood and got the 3-0 scoreline too though, so well done to Jed and Ash K.

I don’t really know what to predict this weekend.

However, I do know that revenge would be sweet after the misery they inflicted on us at Molineux back in the sunny days of September.

Perhaps foolishly, I think we’ll get a response from Tuesday and a result.

2-2.

If you’re heading to London for this one, have a great day and I sincerely hope the lads turn it on for you.

Up The Wolves.

Wolves 0 Liverpool 3

As time waited for no man in the countdown to the transfer deadline, all clocks stopped at Molineux.

Like a bored, bemused child in the backseat of the family estate, a fan cried out for help: “Is it nearly full time yet?”

Another asked if there was still time left in the window to sign Mark Fotheringham, while the rest pursued a conversation away from the scene – a sea of faded orange seats telling its own story.

And amid it all, that gargantuan North Bank monstrosity yawned over the remaining few, in Steve Morgan’s tribute to Dr Frankenstein.

At least the spin might just subside for a day or two after this latest Molineux horror show.

Who would have possibly predicted a goal for this lump?

No more spiel about Frimpong the saviour, with Mick McCarthy putting pay to our one final flickering hope of the season by playing him deeper than a sweeper and nullifying youthful exuberance.

The 18 year-old’s verve and attacking vigour dispensed with, as our boss ordered him to stay away from Liverpool’s half at all costs. ‘Defensive midfield signing’ Eggert Jonsson was instead employed further up the pitch, but lacked an ounce of attacking ability to make a difference anyway.

Michael Kightly, our other last lingering hope, was nowhere near his Villa vintage, and so Mick McCarthy’s best laid plan was out the window.

In the absence of 2008 Championship winning influence, we hoofed the ball long, and gave the ball away.

With tactics like that, it made no difference that we’d had 12 days off and Liverpool barely any, as we were more jaded, lethargic and listless having chased the ball in a style that’s known as ‘commitment.’

Aside from a great early Edwards opening that he really should have done better with, Pepe Reina may as well pictured Sky Sports News on one of our seamless video walls. Not that they work either.

The entire course of the game would be decided on whether Liverpool were good enough in the final third.

In the first half they weren’t. In the second half, they were.

Gal shy Andy Carroll scored the most inevitable goal ever, thanks to a great assist from our ball boy who threw Craig Bellamy the ball like a love sick puppy.

With everyone still up the other end of the pitch seconds after our corner, the ball boy should now be loaned out to Nottingham Forest forthwith as punishment, for not leaving it where it was.

Hennessey, having repelled every other effort on goal before all this, then morphed into Wolfie the Wolf, doing what our furry friend did for 10 minutes at half time when faced with a clutch of six year-olds…Dive over the ball in slow motion.

Not that Wayne could be blamed. He was the only player on the pitch who could hold his head up, having made numerous saves.

Roger Johnson then got a bit angry with those hardcore, vigilante thugs in the Billy Wright family enclosure, pointing and glaring at all those ‘mindless idiots’ who were clearly to blame for the entire fiasco.

Kuyt then scored a third to give the scoreline the reflection it deserved, before Sylvan smashed the post from 30 yards to prompt the first genuine cheer of the night.

And that was that.

Wolves Vs Liverpool Preview

Mick McCarthy has made his feelings perfectly clear about ‘heroic failures’, which is just as well because I think we’ve all had our fill.

Just win.

However you need to do it, whatever it takes – just win.

Not this time mate

I don’t care that we were thwarted by decisions against Stoke and Chelsea. I don’t care that we probably deserved more against Villa.

Whatever the excuse is, there seems to be just one consistency – Wolves losing.

And if we’re not losing, we certainly aren’t winning. Yes, there’s a lot to be said for grinding out valuable points, but we need to register a maximum sooner rather than later or we’ll be deep, deep in the brown stuff.

I don’t think you could ever describe a Liverpool visit to Molineux as a home-banker, but we’ve certainly been given every advantage possible to get the job done tomorrow night.

Best player ruled out – check.

Three games in a week – check.

Lost as many games as they’ve won away from Anfield – check.

The Team

If Mick McCarthy doesn’t go 4-5-1 in this game and we lose it, I think his head should be firmly on the chopping block.

We employed the shape perfectly against Villa and but for sloppy mistakes, wonder goals and silly behaviour, we probably would have taken a point at the very least.

Yes, Henry is suspended, but it should just be Milijas or Jonnson in and as you were.

So, that’s a team of:

Hennessey, Foley, Berra, Johnson, Ward, Milijas, Frimpong, Edwards, Kightly, Jarvis, Fletcher

If we go 442 and start slinging balls forward for strikers to chase, I might just lose the will to live.

I’m all for positivity, but after the signs of progress in that first half against Villa, I’d hate to see that immediately undone simply because Karl Henry got himself sent off.

Prediction League

8 people correctly predicted doom against our claret and blue neighbours last weekend, but none got the scoreline.

So it’s a single point each for josh, Jed, Haywood Wolf, robin, Clive from Houston, The Wanderer, garby and Stourbridge Wolf.

I think we’ll take 4 points from the next three matches against Liverpool, QPR and WBA.

So lets go for a defeat in this one, leaving me a draw and a win to play with in the other two.

2-1 Liverpool.

If you’re at Molineux tomorrow, get right behind the lads as you always do. It’s a special atmosphere under the floodlights so hopefully the team will respond.

Up The Wolves.

* An apology to Martin who also correctly predicted the outcome of the Villa match and was rudely overlooked as I totted up the scores. If you spot an error or see that I haven’t awarded you the points you deserve in the Prediction League, please do get in touch.