He’s here, he’s there, he’s every f**king where…
…No, not Andy Keogh, but me, which is precisely why I can’t make the Hull City game at the Molineux on Saturday August 29.
Unfortunately, while you lot are basking in the warm glow at the Golden Palace, I will be in a far flung part of Ireland, seeing my beloved mother-in-law. So instead of my seat in the Billy Wright Upper going empty, I would like to offer it up to a fellow Wolves Blog follower to win for the afternoon.
To stand a chance of winning this coveted prize, simply email me your name, and contact details, to ben@connect-group.com with the answer to the following question:
How many goals did Steve Bull score in his Wolves career?
A winner will be picked at random, and I’ll make sure my old man meets you under the Billy Wright statue at 2.30pm to pick up the ticket and sit with him. I’ll arrange all that side of things.
Actually, I am starting to pity the poor fool who wins this.
Closing date is Wednesday August 26, and the terms and conditions are:
· Not allowed to sing ‘hi ho Wolverhampton’ too loud. Remember, you’re in the Billy Quiet.
· Hit the bloke in front with the walkman when he turns round and says: “Albion are 1 up” as they probably won’t be playing on the same day.
· Abuse Phil Brown.
· Oh, and spare me a thought for me as I sit in some Enniskillen bar, drinking myself sensible.
Up the Wolves!
306 chap.
Enjoy Ireland.
306 mate.
Have a good time in Ireland.
you lose as you cant read instructions!
I don’t know what your problem is Ben a weekend away at the mother in laws and all the joy that brings you, i’m sure that you’ll have a great time.
I’m sure i’ll be hearing all about the fun you had for weeks to come.
306 goals! every one a cracker
sorry gave the game away!
Don’t worry about giving the answer away. It’s more of a token thing to put in the email to Ben anyway.
But don’t forget, if you want to enter the competition you need to EMAIL Ben with the answer in order to be considered.
There’s going to be a fair few ticket competitions this season, so make sure you check back.
and we wonder why we’e called Dingles.
306 mate.
Each one was a beauty
I like the way my spelling was pretty bad with that last comment.
A tue dingle.
Er. That’ll be ‘true’ then.
306 beautiful glorious happiest wolves memories I’ve had
306 BEAUTIFUL GOALS! 250 IN FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
306 goals for the legend
Wolves Blog – Can there be some form of consolation prize for Dazza in Brisbane and myself in Oz.
I think Perth Glory have sent me 2x memberships, one to my old address, one to my new. I’d offer this up but no-one is from Perth, and anyhow my Girlfriend has dibs on it.
306 of the beauties, I wish he was there to batter Man City for us.
i think it might be 306?
good idea with this sort of thing thought. keep it up.
If I win the prize, do I have to pay for my own flight or is that included for expats
Ben – I think you should have included in your terms and conditions that the winner has to come dressed as Phil Brown for the day, complete with orange fake tan, headset and gay pink jumper draped over their shoulders (if you saw goals on sunday last week you’ll know what i’m talking about)!! What a nob!!
A topless Phil Brown could be hiding in the Molineux crowd at any moment. Especially if he had Sportingbet (TM) tattooed over his chest. I like his style (but only if he gets the Sportingbet tattoo).
Edward Milson – the pink jumper was the final straw for me. It was just how you knew he had ensured it was strategically placed.. he wasn’t wearing it so what was it doing there? He may well get a result at Molineux but we’re so lucky he is a Premiership manager this season cos for me its effectively 2 down this year with that goon in town.
If I saw a topless Phil Brown in the Molineux crowd I’d chuck a cup of hot Bovril over him. I really enjoy my Bovril at half time but would be more than happy to miss out on it to see him suffer. F***ing clown.
i too saw THAT jumper. the sad thing is i bet the sky makeover girls were probably pissing themselves and he thought they fancied him. rumour has it he missed out on 16 of his 17 striker targets as he was 8hrs late 4each meeting, slapping cock rub all over his crotch as he studied his bluetooth headset.
thanks to everyone who has emailed me so far, much appreciated. i even have a drinking buddy sorted for enniskillen through this! us dingles get everywhere!
310 in all club competitions.
Well Ben I am in the same plight as you this weekend (sort of), so I won’t be EMAILING YOU THE ANSWER as you asked, off to Barca for a stag do, I’m sure we will find some where to watch the game as they show every Prem game on some dodgey channels over there.
Lets hope they can prove me wrong twice on the bounce.
I hate Phill Brown
Pete – You’re in luck mate, the Hull game is actually next weekend so still get your email in. Its Man City away this weekend – sure you’ll find a bar in Barca to see that one though!!!!
Ben – Good news about the drinking buddy mate. Fermanagh is full of Wolves fans. The only reason my Gran was happy to move from there all those years ago was so that she could be closer to the Wolves. We were a little bit more successful back then though!!